"Hello. My name's Richard and my bladder has a slow shutter speed......"
So the rumours in Leeds go... Women eh?
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Perhaps Dicky is reciting some of his ‘high-art’ gay Marxist poetry to the audience, bringing some culture to us prols: “Fists in a toilet that smells of piss” ... whooa there Barnbrook, we’ve had enough of your BNP bladder for one evening.
UnNews:BNP councillor denies involvement in gay porn film
Richard Barnbrook, London leader of the British National Party, has denied involvement in a pornographic gay movie, insisting "I was only twenty-two, and anyway it was a bloody art film." Discovery of the film,
"HMS Discovery: A Love Story" (alternative titles: "Arse Pirates: The Search For Booty" and "All Aboard the Jolly Richard") has raised questions within the right-wing organisation as to Mr. Barnbrook's suitability for the post.
"HMS Discovery is an art movie." says Mr. Barnbrook. "I don't doubt that detractors of the BNP will try to find some sort of "homoerotic subtext" in the scene where the crew are captured by Russian spies, stripped to their underwear and forced to wrestle for their survival or where the captain cavity searches a naughty crewman. They will doubtless claim that the "initiation ceremony" episode has undertones of male sexual love. I suspect that they will even question the validity of a discotheque existing on a frigate.
"The simple fact is, the BNP's detractors will try any underhand trick to smear our party's name, and my peers should not judge me based on my involvement in one film. I would like to draw their attention to the good work I have done for the British Nationalist Party: the procurement, for example, of three hundred pairs of tight-fitting leather trousers with which to equip activists, the recent renovation and interior decoration of our party HQ or the success of Racist Bigots: The Musical"
Mr. Barnbrook was a painter, conceptual artist, anal-gymnast and teacher before turning to right-wing politics.
CRB as in Criminal Records Bureau? The CRB is an executive agency of the Home Office which vets applications for people who want to work with children and vulnerable people.
If Richard Barnbrook, as the BNP candidate for London mayor (and head of the BNP group in Barking and Dagenham) has nothing to hide, then he’ll either voluntarily submit to a CRB check or consent to a civic-minded anti-fascist undertaking a CRB check on his behalf.
http://www.crb.gov.uk/
https://www.disclosures.co.uk/
Can anybody enlighten us as to what Barnbrook may allegedly have to hide? Should be interesting.
As well as running a CRB check with the introduction of a limited pilot scheme of Sarahs Law i do think that the nazi ballet dancer (so called fiance of Dicky) should take the opportunity of contacting her local police force and asking that they run a check on him before she allows him anywhere near her child. Allegedly.
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Perhaps Dicky is reciting some of his ‘high-art’ gay Marxist poetry to the audience, bringing some culture to us prols: “Fists in a toilet that smells of piss” ... whooa there Barnbrook, we’ve had enough of your BNP bladder for one evening.
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UnNews:BNP councillor denies involvement in gay porn film
Richard Barnbrook, London leader of the British National Party, has denied involvement in a pornographic gay movie, insisting "I was only twenty-two, and anyway it was a bloody art film."
Discovery of the film,
"HMS Discovery: A Love Story" (alternative titles: "Arse Pirates: The Search For Booty" and "All Aboard the Jolly Richard") has raised questions within the right-wing organisation as to Mr. Barnbrook's suitability for the post.
"HMS Discovery is an art movie." says Mr. Barnbrook. "I don't doubt that detractors of the BNP will try to find some sort of "homoerotic subtext" in the scene where the crew are captured by Russian spies, stripped to their underwear and forced to wrestle for their survival or where the captain cavity searches a naughty crewman. They will doubtless claim that the "initiation ceremony" episode has undertones of male sexual love. I suspect that they will even question the validity of a discotheque existing on a frigate.
"The simple fact is, the BNP's detractors will try any underhand trick to smear our party's name, and my peers should not judge me based on my involvement in one film. I would like to draw their attention to the good work I have done for the British Nationalist Party: the procurement, for example, of three hundred pairs of tight-fitting leather trousers with which to equip activists, the recent renovation and interior decoration of our party HQ or the success of Racist Bigots: The Musical"
Mr. Barnbrook was a painter, conceptual artist, anal-gymnast and teacher before turning to right-wing politics.
Wow, the boys got a new suit!!!!!
i really dont know why he bothers holding sheets of paper in his hand he cant read them he is usually too pissed.
Ask Dicky why he dont go into any schools in Barking & Dagenham......answer he wont allow the authority to run a CRB check on him.....i wonder why.
Allegedly
CRB as in Criminal Records Bureau? The CRB is an executive agency of the Home Office which vets applications for people who want to work with children and vulnerable people.
If Richard Barnbrook, as the BNP candidate for London mayor (and head of the BNP group in Barking and Dagenham) has nothing to hide, then he’ll either voluntarily submit to a CRB check or consent to a civic-minded anti-fascist undertaking a CRB check on his behalf.
http://www.crb.gov.uk/
https://www.disclosures.co.uk/
Can anybody enlighten us as to what Barnbrook may allegedly have to hide? Should be interesting.
As well as running a CRB check with the introduction of a limited pilot scheme of Sarahs Law i do think that the nazi ballet dancer (so called fiance of Dicky) should take the opportunity of contacting her local police force and asking that they run a check on him before she allows him anywhere near her child.
Allegedly.
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