"Slovenia" Pete's Big Day Out

Effeminate Nazi and bum pal of the BPP Peter Rushton, was enjoying London today, as spotted by one of our loyal readers passing through Euston.

Let's hope that particular venue he stumbled into was purely by mistake, eh Peter?

Nazi Jill Wants Some Action......

Jill Jerome, notorious at the mascara counter in Boots is the new organiser of the BPP in Brighton.

According to the lush on her right, she's apparently up for some "action" one weekend soon.


They do say the older professions die the hardest.

Can You Spot The Difference?

Tour of the one-eyed Nutzi continues

A BNP meeting took place in Stewart Hall, Little Kimble last night (Wednesday.)

Around 60 alcoholic racists heard one-eyed Nazi, Nick Griffin address issues such as immigration and education. Education is a key issue for the BNP-so few of their members have had one. Indeed, Griffin is condidering enrolling half of the party's employees at McDonalds so that they may get a GCSE between them.

Griffin is currently on tour at the expense of party members, to try and rally the remaining drunks and idiots who have yet to defect.

As is usual with the BNP, their drinking session started at around 7.30pm and continued to about 11pm with a number of guests so pissed they could hardly stand up when it came to leave.

Organiser of the local BNP Matthew Tait, lied to the local paper and said membership in Bucks is growing and they now have around 100 members in the area. Tait might be able to organise a piss-up in a brewery, but he obviously cannot count. Perhaps he'll learn that at McDonalds?

The party recently held a meeting in Hastings where the Homo-erotic Griffin said they initially received a frosty reception. Griffin, a Holocaust denier who farms pigs, had held a meeting in the blind person's centre in Hastings, a place where he sort of half fits in.

Oxhey Moron Goes To Court

The leader of a little-known rightwing political party appeared in court on Wednesday to deny a charge of racially aggravated public disorder.

Kevin Quinn, of the Britain First Party, was answering charges relating to an incident in South Oxhey on Saturday, December 1, last year. Watford Magistrates' Court heard Mr Quinn deny using racially offensive, abusive and upsetting language during an impromptu political address at the St Andrews Road shopping precinct.

Flanked in Court One by four other idiots, Quinn, of Ouseland Road, Bedford, pleaded not guilty to an offence under Section 4A of the Public Order Act on the grounds he was most likely a state plant and most definitely in need of protection under the mental health act.

Quinn, as softly spoken as he is in the head, was committed for trial by Crown Court at a date to be confirmed.

It is alleged that after setting up a small, Union Flag covered table, a megaphone-wielding Mr Quinn subjected passers-by to a stream of racially offensive comments in his overly camp voice, during which he branded all Muslims as terrorists and urged other minority groups to return to "their own countries".

'Quim', who has a habit of interviewing himself on his own website is better known for rolling over for the authorities when he was nicked with some other retards in fancy dress, called the Racial Volunteer Force.