Mr Fister Says: Slap Up This Bitch!

We do not endorse all of Mr Fister's views, but he has asked to comment on a particular story that has arisen today

A few years ago, an old friend of mine was travelling the Far East and came across an Englishman posing as an "artist" who kept photographing young boys and girls in compromising positions.

He tried to get close to the bloke with the intent of giving him a "Chelsea smile" but was held back by the knowledge that this kiddy fiddling fecker was protected by lots and lots of local coppers who were armed and constantly in this guy's company and who would harm and dispose of anyone for a few quid.

One night he managed to give the guy a slap in the back of the head in a toilet cubicle, but the offending little squirt did a runner into the night, screaming for help as he went before said "Stanley" could be run across his Aryan face.

Anyway, back to the original story in hand:

Nick Eriksen (I know, no wonder the BNP prefer to support Denmark rather than England) is obviously a sordid little shitehawke who is standing for the "Law and Order" party in the London elections. That's right; the Nazi BNP.

Old Nick, true to his Tory roots has jumped shit recently and joined the BNP. I believe the analogy is that he was previously a "small turd in a large toilet", so you get the reasons why he has jumped ship.

Now, I do not know much about the good Aryan Goddess that spawned this evil little monkey, but it would seem that Nick Eriksen has not forgiven her for her sins as he has a right cob-on for the ladies of your fair city.

In most BNP Nutzis, this sickness prevails itself in paedophilia (attempted or otherwise,) having sex toys inserted in one's anus (for security reasons) or plain old alcoholism under the pretence of community activism.

But dear old Nick "can't get a [legal] shag" Erikson has been writing lately about the naughty of all naughties; rape! You know the score; it's a hangable offence, unless a BNP member does it..... In such a case it means "she was asking for it"

Now, potential BNP GLA member Nick Erikson reckons that a woman who has had a man force himself upon her should not complain! Indeed, "rape is simply rape" according to him. He is right, after all. It's not car theft, is it?

But it gets better: "To suggest that rape, when conducted without violence, is a serious crime is like suggesting that force feeding a woman chocolate cake is a heinous offence"

Great stuff. I'm sure plenty of BNP members have been force fed chocolate while puckering up to BNP leader Nick ("I only wanked people off to get ahead in the party") Griffin.

Indeed, Griffin is as yet to defend Erikson, so I can assume that he will be defended in some way like the BNP's rapist in Oldham was:

Take a pic from:
a) The Jews did it.
b) We may have only 5000 members but there is a convicted rapist in one of the other, larger parties.
c) There are 0.8 of a billion Muslims in this world; one of them must be a rapist.
d) The Jews did it.
e) He was "having a larf."

It really makes you wonder, doesn't it? That the BNP would trawl far and wide for pond life "good" enough to present to the public for scrutiny.

And obviously, alongside the drug dealers, paedophiles, bank robbers etc, etc the most presentable thing they could present was someone who only advocated rape, purely as way to get back at all the women in this world that would not shag him.

Good luck London on May 1st: You're gonna need it.