Thursday, 21 February 2008

Tour of the one-eyed Nutzi continues



A BNP meeting took place in Stewart Hall, Little Kimble last night (Wednesday.)

Around 60 alcoholic racists heard one-eyed Nazi, Nick Griffin address issues such as immigration and education. Education is a key issue for the BNP-so few of their members have had one. Indeed, Griffin is condidering enrolling half of the party's employees at McDonalds so that they may get a GCSE between them.

Griffin is currently on tour at the expense of party members, to try and rally the remaining drunks and idiots who have yet to defect.


As is usual with the BNP, their drinking session started at around 7.30pm and continued to about 11pm with a number of guests so pissed they could hardly stand up when it came to leave.

Organiser of the local BNP Matthew Tait, lied to the local paper and said membership in Bucks is growing and they now have around 100 members in the area. Tait might be able to organise a piss-up in a brewery, but he obviously cannot count. Perhaps he'll learn that at McDonalds?

The party recently held a meeting in Hastings where the Homo-erotic Griffin said they initially received a frosty reception. Griffin, a Holocaust denier who farms pigs, had held a meeting in the blind person's centre in Hastings, a place where he sort of half fits in.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good start No Platform.

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Anonymous said...

AT LAST: an East London anti-fash blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Surrender to the BNP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long live Cable Street!!!!!!!!!! Make the east fash free.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh ... good old Nick Griffin, spraying his BNP pig shit all over our green and pleasant land. I wonder where the One-Eyed Pig Farmer will pop up next??? I can the shouts coming from the back of Griffin family camper van (generously funded by the benefit claims of many a BNP member) as we speak: ‘Squeal piggy – Squeal harder’: the spectacle of Nick Griffin tasting Sadie Graham’s pig fat (coming to a BNP swingers evening near you, complete with non-consenting underage school girls and no refunds provided).

Anonymous said...

It's true: I'm a (quadrupled-chinned) pig :( (to the slaughter). But, I do like Sri Lankan food.